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Friday, June 24, 2011

Peanut Butter Cheese Cake Minis Novella

Hello my fellow readers, today on the Shannon Pogue Eats Novella: Patty the peanut butter lover has cheese cake disorder. Will she overcome her disorder? Will she give in to temptation? Will she need to go to cheesecake rehab? Let's find out.........

Patty Peabody aka the Peanut butter lover was sitting at home on her couch watching the food network, when suddenly she saw Paula Deen making her famous Peanut butter cheese cake minis. Like a lightning bolt hit she says to herself "hmmm Peanut butter and cheesecake? I've never tried that before". Before she knew it she went online to pull up the recipe and she started making the peanut butter cheese cake minis. Her sister Penelope Peabody aka Princess Peach says to her sister "ooh whatcha making?" Startled by her sisters presence she sighs and begrudgingly says "I'm making a dessert". "I see that Patty, but what kind of dessert?". "Don't worry about it, just know it's a dessert"! Patty said in a cold manner that made Penelope shiver.

(See Patty and Penelope have a dessert making sibling rivalry that makes Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort look like ol' pals. now back to the story)

Penelope stormed out of the kitchen and went for a walk to the local bakery to get her own dessert. Meanwhile, Patty finishes the final decor touches on her peanut butter cheesecake minis and realizes she made so many she could start her own bakery. Looking at her 100 peanut butter cheese cake minis in adoration she takes a picture of them then commences to devour them when out of no where Penelope burst in showing off her decadent black forest cheesecake minis from Baker's Ma'am Bakery. When she realized that her sister Patty made so many Peanut butter cheesecake minis that envy tore through her like a rapier sword. "Wow you have so many of them surely you must share with me, I'll share mine with you", Penelope exclaimed.

"It's mine, my precious peanut butter cheesecake minis!" Patty hissed (like some kind of dessert possessed hobbit) "I won't share make your own!" "Gosh not even one little bitty piece? how about a bite?" Penelope cried as she picked one up from the kitchen counter. Patty stabs her sister in the hand with a fork. "OOOWWWW!!!!! cried Penelope and then an epic battle ensued with peanut butter minis flying all over the place, blood sweat and tears strewn all over the kitchen, screaming, kicking and crying echoes in the kitchen when in burst Paul Peabody the brother aka Pizza Paul. "what kind of malarkey is going on in this kitchen!" Paul shouted getting the attention of his battered, bloody, batty sisters. They both looked up, Penelope cried and looked away in shame. While Patty still looking deranged and only saying "My peanut butter cheesecake minis, mine!".

Paul and Penelope leave the kitchen to discuss how they're gonna handle Patty and her cheesecake conundrum. Both Paul and Penelope decided to call the cheesecake rehab hotline. After carefully explaining what happened within 15 minutes, two guys in white enter the Peabody kitchen to wrap up and take away a ms. Patty Peabody. Kicking and screaming Patty refused to take any treatments at the cheesecake rehab center. Little did the rehab center know that Patty is a master of concealment, she sneaked in 25 peanut butter cheesecake minis. Devouring them in less than 5 minutes, she suddenly collapses going into a sugar comma. The center alerted her family. "The doctor says she may not make it Paul cried to Penelope. Penelope looking down over Patty's body cries "what should we do?" " I think we should pull the plug I don't think Patty would want to suffer". "Oh Paul" Penelope cries as she buries her face in Paul's shirt. "Alright I guess, you know best".

Patty Looking outside of her body and hearing her siblings plans starts to cry on the inside, "why didn't I just share!?". The doctor comes in and notes the family request turns to Paul and Penelope and says "Have you any final words before I pull the plug?". "No" they said in unison. Patty still kicking, screaming and crying on the inside, sheds a single tear on the outside and it was lights out.

Patty Peabody jumps up off the sofa in a cold sweat, realizing she was still alive says to herself "whew it was only a dream", "Hmmm I gotta find that recipe for Peanut butter cheesecake minis".

The End

This Novella was inspired by My daughter Victoria and the Food network, and Paula Deen's Peanut butter cheesecake minis. Please check the link below to get the recipe.

Food for all and all for food! until next time!

Peanut Butter Cheese Cake Minis

Peanut Butter Cheese Cake Minis on the Food Network

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